Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Lifeboat Ethics- Calvin

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would save the hot girls and rich people. Because I need eye candy for the long boat ride. Also make the rich people pay me. I would tell people F%*k off because you don't have a TLT, and your poor. So peace out and hope u find help. If some people try to jump on I am hitting them in the head with a paddle so they would get knocked out a drown. It is there fault for trying to pull a little stunt like that.

Anonymous said...

Calvin.... I can actually see this happening.
I think that maybe you should give a reasonable explanation to the people you deny to come on the boat.


amber

Anonymous said...

Hahaaa, even though this definitely seems like something Calvin really would do, I don't necessarily think it's the best plan for saving the population. The "hot girls" in the group may be the weakest people and may die early, leaving very few people still alive on the floating device and lots of empty room that could have been used for strong, capable people who could have then been used to reproduce with other healthy people to save the population.
As far as hitting people in the head with a paddle to knock them out instantly before they drown slowly, I actually don't think that's a bad idea. Put them out of their misery quickly I suppose.

Whittt

Anonymous said...

Calvin, I'm not so sure that "hot girls" would be the most logical explanation. Besides, in theory, the girls might not think you are that attractive, and throw you off the boat. It seems more like a parasitic relationship than mutualism. They also probably aren't the best workers, and in reference to the "rich people," what is having money on a boat going to do for gaining things?

-Henry